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Bresney. 18. Princess. Probably drunk.

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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

it’s okay to cry // songs to listen to when everything is just too much and you need a good cry [listen]

barakatjack:

Peach - The Front Bottoms

barakatjack:

Peach - The Front Bottoms

hevillain:

Look how happy he is omg

hevillain:

Look how happy he is omg

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E